Use a Coaster or I’ll Poke Your Eye Out’ Coaster – Humorous Drink Mat Gift for Home, Office, or Bar

£4.99£19.99

Add humour to your table with this bold, funny coaster – the perfect cheeky gift for home, office or bar.

Description

Bring a touch of cheeky humour to your coffee table with our “Use a Coaster or I’ll Poke Your Eye Out” coaster. Crafted for laughs and functionality, this funny drink mat is perfect for protecting your surfaces from spills and stains – with attitude!

Ideal as a quirky gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who needs a gentle (or not-so-gentle) reminder to use a coaster. Whether it’s for your home bar, office desk, or living room, this novelty coaster makes a bold statement and starts conversations.

Features:

  • High-quality, durable design

  • Bold typography with a humorous message

  • Great gift for birthdays, housewarmings, or Secret Santa

  • Suitable for mugs, glasses, cups and bottles

Keep your surfaces safe and your humour sharp – because coasters aren’t optional anymore.

Additional information

Qty

1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12

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